Monday, February 2, 2009

A word of advice. Hypothetically.

If, HYPOTHETICALLY, you had an illness that was cured with a VERY PAINFUL dose of penicillin in your RIGHT buttock cheek, and your husband happened to return from a week long business trip the same day said illness was cured, and despite your craving desire to make out with your husband you waited the advised 48hours to lock lips with him so he would not contract said illness, and once the probationary period was over and you did give in to your lustful desires to the point that your mind was no longer on rational thinking.........
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DO NOT...I REPEAT...DO NOT...NO WAY NO HOW...FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND CHOCOLATE....PLEASE HEED MY WARNING AND DO NOT....DON'T...CAUTION...BEWARE....DO NOT...
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Do not...lean to the side, RIGHT butt cheek in the air, and say (even jokingly, please I warn you) to your husband, "I've been a bad girl, I need a spanking."

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

Oh my goodness, I'm laughing so hard right now. What a great post to start my Monday morning. I'll have to keep your hypothetical advise in mind.

CJAlabama said...

Thanks. If it helps ONE person, my work here is accomplished.