The Strong-Willed Child Cliff Notes

A friend of mine recently posted this as her status on Face Book:

____ is looking for the Cliff notes for "Parenting the Strong-Willed Child". I need help NOW!


My comment:
I read that book. Here's my solution: give the SWChild some M&M's, turn on Noggin/DisneyChannel/aDVD movie, pour yourself a glass of wine, go to your bedroom, shut the door, go into your bathroom, shut the door, go into your closet, shut the door, drink the wine and breath....cuz you're screwed. No book will help you. Welcome to the club.

I SOOOOO should write my OWN book. It would be titled
The Strong-Willed Mommy...how having children gave my Mom sweet REVENGE.