Rae: Mommy, I pooped in the potty.
Me: Oh, good.
Rae: Don't I get some chocolate now?
Me: Well, didn't Daddy already give you chocolate?
Rae: Yes. But YOU didn't. I came to tell you I need YOU to give me chocolate too.
Rae: Yes. I came to tell you, Mommy, I need chocolate from you because
I POOP FOR CHOCOLATE!
Me: (getting up to give her a piece of chocolate) Now THAT would make a good bumper sticker.